Approach

The guards' eyes follow you as you approach. They're still leaning lazily on their spears. Clearly these two old guard dogs don't see much action out here in the sticks. The lanky fellow on your left holds up one paw to tell you to stop.

"Hold up," he says, "Ain't seen you round here before. What's your business, stranger?"

Caper and cavort into town
Play it cool
Flirt